birdwings:

whydoihaveablog:

• 7 AM: Forgot about paper
• 8 AM: Forgot about paper
• 9 AM: Forgot about paper, had class
• 10 AM: Forgot about paper, Internetted
• 11 AM: Forgot about paper
• 12 PM: Forgot about paper, had class
• 1 PM: Forgot about paper
• 2 PM: Forgot about paper, class canceled, celebrated by planning to take a nap
• 3 PM: Remembered paper, panicked
• 3:15 PM: I only slept 3 hours last night. I can’t write a paper in this condition. I’ll take a nap.
• 3:30 PM: Put on Reality Bites, panicked, fell asleep
• 4 PM: Napped
• 5 PM: Napped
• 6 PM: Napped
• 7 PM: Napped
• 8 PM: Napped
• 9 PM: Napped
• 9:20 PM: I should just respond to these e-mails.
• 9:30 PM: Sat in bed for half an hour contemplating dropping out of college because an adult woman who goes down for a nap and doesn’t come into consciousness for 6+ hours doesn’t belong on this Earth.
• 10 PM: I should eat a salad though.
• 11:22 PM: What am I doing.
• 11:27 PM: I can’t do this. This whole thing. This whole life. I can’t. I just want to live with wolves. I want to be the Jane Goodall of wolves.

This is seriously the summary of my entire college career. Especially this moment right now.

eerily accurate